If you're a bit of a nail art queen and love to shake up the styles every time you head to the salon, we think you might be intrigued by this ballin' new trend for 2020.
It's time you stopped d*cking around with ombré and French manicures and instead go balls deep with the penis nail trend - sorry we couldn't resist.
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This cheeky little trend has been snaking its way into our Insta-feeds and to be honest it's bringing us all the LOLs.
Some of the designs are even verging on (dare we say it) cute? Teeny weeny peenys that are nowhere near as alarming as in real life.
And the artists have made them even more 'cute' by finishing them with floral and love heart details, some have palm tree and cactus designs.
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One even uploaded their floral and penis accented nails with the caption: "Mistress Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? with Silver Bells, and Cock-le Shells, and Marigolds all in a row."
It's left us crying.
This really is taking sausage fingers to a whole new level - but will you dare trial the trend?
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The ones we've seen on Instagram are hand painted, but don't fret if you're not a pro, we have found some willy decal stickers on Etsy, so you can get the hilarious look without much effort or skill.
They are £4 for 144 stickers and come in various colours including gold, brown, green and navy. Perhaps you could even use the stickers to draw around them as outlines and then you can fill them in with whichever colour you prefer to get extra creative.
Or keep it simple and head to a nail salon and give them your Instagram inspo.
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One reviewer on Etsy said along with a snap: "Great quality and easy to apply. They are stickers, but it does help to put a layer of gloss over it. Perfect for our bachelorette weekend thank u!"
Buying them for a hen party is actually the perfect excuse - not that we need one. Might also be great for a friend who keeps getting d*cked around, serving as a constant reminder not to take it crap from anybody.
The only place they may not be as appreciated perhaps, is in the office or in a customer facing role - so just remember to remove them come Monday morning.
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You know, just in case your boss doesn't find it quite as funny as us.