Jana Kramer says Chris Evans 'stopped talking' to her after smelling her 'asparagus pee'

If that's not enough to make you self conscious about your bodily functions forever, we don't know what is.

He is, after all, the Sexiest Man Alive.

"I was 26-ish,” she said. “He was younger. He was definitely known. He wasn't Captain America yet, but he was the heartthrob, cutie.

"So we went on a few dates. I can't remember how many dates it was, I just remember the last date."

Things were seemingly going well for the would-be couple at this point, and she was invited back to the actor's home to hang out with him and his friends.

"It was a fun time, but I was getting a little sleepy and so I was like, 'I'm gonna go to bed'," she said.

"I had asparagus for dinner that night. So I went to the bathroom and he immediately went after me... And so that's the last interaction that I remember, is him going into the bathroom after I just went to the bathroom with asparagus pee."

Thankfully, Kramer was able to make light of the incident and said she did the 'the asparagus walk of shame' when she left his home the next day.

"And I don't remember cuddling that night," she added. "That's always been in the back of my mind whenever I think about or see Chris Evans or Captain America, and I'm like, 'I had stinky pee'."

As you can imagine, the whole thing has haunted the One Tree Hill star ever since, and to be honest, we don't blame her.

"And to this day, I'm actually kind of mortified," she said.

Kramer explained that despite being ghosted by Evans, she has reached out in a bid to 'catch up' with the actor, but it's not known if he was game.

So, if you've ever been ghosted, take comfort in the knowledge that it likely wasn't done by a global heartthrob seemingly because of your pee.