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People stunned after controlling woman shares 22 things her boyfriend is banned from doing

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Updated 18:27 10 May 2023 GMT+1Published 18:26 10 May 2023 GMT+1

People stunned after controlling woman shares 22 things her boyfriend is banned from doing

The woman might just be the most controlling girlfriend of all time.

Anish Vij

Anish Vij

People are stunned by the most controlling girlfriend of all time who wrote a 22-point list on what her boyfriend is banned from doing.

I mean there is nothing wrong with having some boundaries in a relationship.

From being too clingy to being too distant, there's that healthy medium we often find ourselves searching for to keep things going in the right direction.

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However, it seems that one woman got the complete opposite end of the stick by banning her boyfriend from doing 22 different things.

The long list of rules has resurfaced on social media and has been shared by Twitter user @kkeyes96, who was said to have found it in a traded-in car.

They tweeted: "Some poor guy traded in his car and he had a contract from his girlfriend in it."

Some of her demands include not hanging out with friends unless the girlfriend is present; no contact whatsoever with other females and not being allowed to like a picture of female on social media.

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People are stunned by the most controlling girlfriend of all time who wrote a 22-point list on what her boyfriend is banned from doing.
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You can take a look at the girlfriend's brutal 22-point list below:

1.You are NOT to have a single girls phone number

2.You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram Snapchat and Twitter)

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3.You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere in public)

4.You are NOT to go out to Honda without me 'vroom vroom'

5.You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week

6.You're NOT to look at a single girl

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7.If girls come up to you at any place or any time you are to WALK away

8.Mo is to NOT hang out [with] us every time we hang out

9.You are NOT to ask for head

10.You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again

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11.You're NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven or Josh ever again

12.You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you

13.I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please

The full list really is shocking.
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14.If we move in there are to NEVER ever be girls at our house

15.If we move in together your friends will RARLEY be allowed over

16.If I catch you around girls I kill you

17.You are NOT to ditch me for your friends

18.Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!

19.We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least

20.If I say jump you say 'how high princess'

21.You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you are not messing around

22. You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back

Featured Image Credit: Pexels / Reddit

Topics: Sex and Relationships, Reddit

Anish Vij
Anish Vij

Anish has an MA in Multimedia Journalism and is passionate about delivering sarcastic/mildly amusing content. After studying business at undergrad, Anish realised that he’d much prefer getting paid to rant about a topic, rather than to find a solution to it. Apart from that, he loves the ‘Four F’s’, as he calls it - family, friends, football and food. Email: [email protected]

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