We've all witnessed some bridezillas in our time, and admittedly maybe even been a bit sassy ourselves in the lead-up to our own wedding days.
But we guarantee you've got nothing in this bride, who instructed her bridal party to lose weight for her special day, told them to change their hair length and colour and even asked for hefty donations to her honeymoon.
Quite rightly, one of her bridesmaids was so disgusted she told her where to stick it...
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In a text message which just seems to get worse and worse, shared on Reddit by user @junebugg85, the bride could be seen to write: "Welcome to my bridal party, I'm so excited to marry the man of my dreams.
"As you know this is going to be a very different wedding. We are hoping to do it outside and understand December is generally a cold month but in Oklahoma its usually sunny and 70.
"Just a few things to ask... I hand picked all the dresses [for] bridesmaid that will be there and they will all be a size 8. So if you're not a size 8 I recommend hitting the gym.
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"No offence to anyone but I have had this planned since I was in diapers and want it perfect."
Think that's bad enough? The list of demands only continues after that rather outrageous bombshell.
"Your nails need to be cut short and uncoloured. Hair needs to be shoulder length and straighten so if your hair is short get extensions," the bride adds, adding that fake tans will also be prohibited.
She continues: "We also want no kids at the ceremony. Except my flower girl. But she will only be present to throw flowers then her parents are taking her home.
"I'm sorry if this seems like a lot of demands but this [is a] special day and just want it like I always pictured. Plz be respectful and we will have an awesome time (sic)."
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And here's the kicker - she then signs off: "One last thing I'll be sending my Venmo and cash app to the ones who haven't paid the $500 donation towards honeymoon in Hawaii.
"Love you guys can't wait to be a wifey."
Honestly, we'd be reeling...
Reacting to the text message, Jane, the woman who posted it simply wrote: "I've officially dropped out of the bridal party. I'm a size 12 with no plans on dropping to a size 8 by December."
And those who came across the post on Reddit were quick to agree.
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"I really hope she gets a well deserved reality check and there's only 4 people at her wedding," one wrote.
As another equally appalled reader penned: "Hopefully the groom has the good sense to not show up as well!"
"I hope there's only 2.5 people there. The .5 being the flower girl who is being taken home right after she's finished being useful," joked a third.
When someone asked how the bride reacted to Jane dropping out, she replied: "She was "hurt" but said she figured I wouldn't be able to drop the weight since I recently gave birth and still expecting my to donate to her honeymoon.
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"That's a big fat NO from me. I will be sitting out this wedding and instead going to stuff my face at Burger King".
A true Queen. It sounds like you made the right choice, sister.
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