Advert

Latest

9 hours ago
Advert
9 hours ago
Advert

Most Popular

15 hours ago
Advert

You Can Go Paintballing And Use Your Ex's Face As A Target

You Can Go Paintballing And Use Your Ex's Face As A Target

Valentine's is a time to shower your loved ones with affection - and to pay honour to those unsavoury exes.

And while voodoo dolls and ritualistic burning of their things might work for some, we've found an ever better way to vent our frustration.

What better way to pay tribute to your ex on this special day than using their face as a paintballing target?

Advert

UK Paintball is offering you and your friends the chance to shoot some rounds at your exes face - well, just a photo of it.

If you're sick of seeing loved-up couples and are after an alternative way to celebrate V-Day, then round up your ladies and get ready for some firearm-based therapy.

Andrew Naylor, Head of Operations at www.UKPaintball.co.uk, said: "Valentine's Day can be hard for those who are single or experiencing a break-up, and some break-ups can be devastating, so here is a chance for the person suffering and their group of friends to have a paint-based outlet for their frustrations and upset.

 (Credit: UK Paintball)
(Credit: UK Paintball)
Advert

"Take those feelings out of the group chat and into the paint-balling break-up arena!"

More Like ThisMore Like This

1 of 6
Health

You Can Now Visit A Spa With A Mulled Wine Hot Tub

First though, you'll need a cracking break-up story. UK Paintball wants to hear your most awkward, cringe or downright savage break-up tale in 500 words or less for you to be in with the chance of winning the paintballing session.

You Can Now Rent A Christmas Tree
Life

You Can Now Rent A Christmas Tree

published at5 days ago

Five winners will win the sessions for them and a group of up to eight friends. You can enter here.

And if peppering your ex's face with paint just won't cut it, how about naming a rat after your past flame?

Advert
You'll need to submit your best breakup story to win (Credit: UK Paintball)
You'll need to submit your best breakup story to win (Credit: UK Paintball)

Yep, seriously. San Antonio Zoo in Texas, US, is offering you the chance to buy a rat that reminds you of your ex.

Once you've selected to buy a 'love rat' online here for $25 (£19.22), you then get the chance to name it after your not-so-special someone after checkout.

You could also go one step further and head to the zoo on 14th February to watch it get feed to a reptile - errr, if that's your kind of thing.

Advert

Yes, you're officially spoilt for choice for ways to get back at your ex this Valentine's Day. You're welcome.

Featured Image Credit: UK Paintball

Topics: Life News, Life, Valentines Day

Chosen for YouChosen for You

Sex With Anyone Outside Your Household Still Banned After Lockdown, Govt Confirms
published at18 hours ago

Most Read StoriesMost Read

Life

Woman Refuses To Drive For A Week After Finding Huge Spider Hiding In Her Door Handle

published at15 hours ago

Ciara Sheppard

Ciara is a freelance writer working for Tyla. After graduating with an English Lit and Media degree from the University of Sussex, Ciara held jobs at GLAMOUR and Yahoo Style before packing up for a solo travelling trip around South America.