For 40 years, Caroline Vee abstained from intimacy of any kind.
Sure, she'd dabbled in sex in her younger years, but after joining a born-again Christian movement, she swore a new life of celibacy and prayer.
Now, however, following what she described as a 'sexual awakening' ahead of her 60th birthday, the grandmother now works as professional escort with a persistent plea for pleasure.
Recalling the decision that changed her life for good, she told Tea At Four podcast hosts Billy and Lauren this week it all started way back in 2017.
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She'd been programmed into thinking that sex was off the table in her 20s, and continued to abide by this mindset until her late 50s.
"It was like, 'Well, I didn’t enjoy it in my younger years anyway, so it’s not going to be a loss'," Vee confessed. "So that’s how I managed to go through the 40 years.
"Partly obviously because it wasn’t allowed in the church, but also because I didn’t have any interest."
At 57, however, she joined her first dating website in a spur of the moment, which opened her up to messages from men claiming they found her 'sexy'.
Men of all ages - even in their late teens - gushed over Vee, offering to wine and dine her.
"I even started getting messages from 18-year-olds who were keen to meet up with me," she recalled, adding, however, that whilst she was flattered, she felt forced to draw the line at dating legal-age youngsters.
"Being young enough to be my son is one thing - being young enough to be my grandson is just wrong on so many levels."
After being taken out on a number of dates, she was introduced by one of her many beaus to the notion of swinging, and told she'd 'be good at' it.
By Vee's own admission, it wasn't just the prospect of never-ending pleasure that tempted the now 73-year-old, but the potential payments she could rake in as a professional escort.
She confessed: "I seriously needed money because my mortgage companies were trying to repossess me because I couldn’t afford it."
Vee used phone sex as a trial run, finding it to be quite the side hustle.
Wanting more, the pensioner hired a videographer to record some x-rated work for her, which she subsequently shared on several adult websites under the username 'Busty Granny'.
"That was the very first thing I did," she looked back, revealing she'd made thousands of dollar every month since.
In fact, she's made so much money recently that she's simply started seeing the sex element to the job as an added bonus.
Oddly, Vee also claimed her professional brought her face-to-face with one lover that she has a specific soft spot for.
"I've got a man that would like me to go on holiday with him," she continued. "It’s not purely sex, it’s so much more."
Asked if she ever plans on slowing down, Vee lastly hit back: "Just because I’m now 73 doesn’t mean I should stop having sex or showing off my body.
"I am proud of my achievements. If people are bothered, that’s their problem."
Topics: Sex and Relationships, Life, Real Life, True Life
Rhianna Benson