Mum Accidentally Text Dog Groomer About Her 'F***y Wax' In Hilarious Slip Up
We've all text someone we didn't mean to before, and it's a feeling that makes you wish the floor would swallow you up.
Don't get me wrong, we've heard our share of bad stories - from people texting their dates instead of their girl pals, to messaging their boss the unsavoury things they were saying about them - but please spare a thought for a woman who mistook her dog groomer for her waxer.
Yep, you can see where this is going...
Davinia Anderson, 42, was just gearing up for a pamper session with her beautician friend Beccy, 37, when she received a text from her new dog groomer, also named Becky, asking her to confirm the time of her appointment.
Instead of replying with the time her German Shepherd was due to be groomed, pub manager Davinia replied with her own, erm - grooming details, confirming she was due to get her "f***y waxed" at ten past one.
The mum-of-two realised her cringeworthy mistake when the groomer replied hours later telling her she was talking about dog.
Davinia was mortified, while her husband Phil, 41, and the rest of social media, were left in hysterics. After posting her blunder of Facebook, Davinia's post has since wracked up thousands of likes and shares.
"I wasn't concentrating because I was watching the TV and I wondered why Beccy was messaging me asking about my appointment when she was the one who booked it," says Davinia.
"When I realised, I just shouted to my partner Phil that I'd made an absolute c*ck up.
"Only I could do something like this. I've never even met her, I don't know her from Adam.
"It was so embarrassing, but she did say it had made her day."
Luckily, the dog groomer saw the funny side, telling Davinia: "ha ha we all need a pamper lass".
"Everyone finds it hilarious. I showed the message to everyone at the salon and they were all in hysterics," Davinia added.
"They just didn't know how I'd managed it.
"It's been mad, people have just been sharing and sharing it.
"I never expected it to go so viral."
This has to be one of the funniest we've seen in ages. Now to start adding surnames to our contact book...
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