100 women have been 'selected' to fight one gorilla and people can’t get over the line up
You may have heard of the '100 men versus one gorilla' debate a few weeks back, but a brand-new hypothetical situation has now been thrown into the mix.
Now, unless the original debate somehow passed you by, it basically saw people of the internet weigh up their insights when it came to the age-old question: Who would win in a fight - 100 men or one gorilla?
Some reckon the debate is still going strong but now, women have received their own: Who would win in a fight - 100 women or one gorilla?
And the debate has clearly gone one step further as all 100 women from this hypothetical situation have since been named by TikToker @Ecwe._, and people can't get over the side-splitting line-up.
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Bait/Sacrifice
Those named in this category include 26-year-old OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue, who has controversially risen to fame following her claims to have had sex with 1,057 men in one day,
Up next is Alabama Barker, the 19-year-old rapper who has long been in a feud with fellow rapper, Bhad Bhabie - AKA the 'cash me outside' girl from Dr Phil.
We've then got American actress Sydney Sweeney, famous for her roles in Euphoria, The Handmaid's Tale, The White Lotus and Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood - as well as selling her own bathwater to fans.
There's also internet personality and fellow OnlyFans star Sophie Rain, 20, alongside 25-year-old American 'Think U the Sh*t' rapper Ice Spice .
And lastly in this category is none other than 37-year-old Gossip Girl actress Blake Lively, who has been famously tied up in an ongoing battle with her It Ends With Us co-star Justin Baldoni.
Strategists
The second category labelled the 'strategists' includes just three stars; 59-year-old Dance Moms star Abby Lee Miller, as well as First Lady of the United States, Melania Trump, 55.
And, possibly the most rogue inclusion yet, was none other than historical figure Joan of Arc - the patron saint of France, who is honoured as a defender of the French nation for her role in the siege of Orléans.
Leaders
There are seven additions in the 'leaders' category, starting off with the late Samson and Delilah actress Hedy Lamarr, former First Lady Michelle Obama, 61, and the late Princess Diana.
The next three names include; 'Poker Face' singer Lady Gaga, 39, Democrat leader and former VP of the US Kamala Harris, 60, and yet another figure from history, Cleopatra.
Lastly, we've then got the likes of 77-year-old former US Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, as well as 27-year-old 'Pink Pony Club' Grammy award-winner Chappell Roan.
Finance
As for finance, we've got famous 'Momager' Kris Jenner, 69 as well as 55-year-old Shark Tank entrepreneur, Lori Greiner.
And, to top it all off, 'The Dance Moms' from the hit reality TV series.
Uniform Design
Three big names in fashion in this category include; Donatella Versace, 70, Vera Wang, 75, and the late Coco Chanel.
Distraction
Five people are included in the 'distraction' category; Kim Kardashian, 44, Sofía Vergara, 52, and 67-year-old Ellen DeGeneres.
JoJo Siwa, 22, and 'the record player is inside of it' girl is also listed - a reference to one particularly funny meme.
Verbal Assault
Up next are those responsible for the 'verbal assault' during the gorilla attack with the likes of Bhad Bhabie, 22, Azealia Banks, 34, and 40-year-old Bad Girls Club star, Natalia Nunn named.
And lastly is 'HRH Connection' - AKA YouTuber and social media personality, Alex Pierce, who has built a viral following for being unfiltered, uncensored, and ranting about California's crazy politics.
First Attack
We've then got the likes of 28-year-old Aussie wrestler, Rhea Ripley, 43-year-old tennis legend Serena Williams, 'Savage' rapper Megan Thee Stallion, 30, and Beyoncé, 43, positioned as the first line of attack.
Up next is fictional Hunger Games protagonist Katniss Everdeen, joined by 22-year-old dancer Maddie Ziegler, and rapper Lizzo, 37.
And last in this category is none other than 32-year-old Hannah Montana icon Miley Cyrus.
Halftime Entertainment
Those expected to provide entertainment in the halftime show of the fight includes a number of pop princesses; Nicki Minaj, 42, Charli XCX, 32, Addison Rae, 24, Iggy Azalea, 35 and 48-year-old Shakira.
Emotional Support
We've then got Drew Barrymore, 50, and Kelly Clarkson, 43, as emotional support.
Catering
And as for food? Well 23-year-old model and DIY cooking queen Nara Smith takes the cake.
Second Attack
The second line of attack includes 11 names, so we figured it'd be easier to just list them all in one go:
- Trina Vega from Victorious (played by 36-year-old actress, Daniella Monet)
- Cardi B, 32
- TikTok star Charli D'Amelio, 21
- Scarlett Johansson, 40
- American rapper GloRilla, 25
- JT, 32 (full name, Jatavia Shakara Johnson, who is an American rapper known for being one-half of the hip-hop duo City Girls)
- Naomi Campbell, 55
- Angelina Jolie, 50
- Megan Fox, 39
- Brie Larson, 35
- Rihanna, 37
Third Attack
Likewise, there's a fair few names (as you'd hope!) for the third line of attack which are as follows:
- Bianca Belair, 36 (American wrestler)
- Khloé Kardashian, 40
- Kourtney Kardashian, 46
- Raye, 27
- Mariah Carey, 56
- Doja Cat, 29
- Britney Spears, 43
- Ke$ha, 38
- Paris Hilton, 44
- JLo, 55
- Alicia Keys, 44
Defense
Seven names appear in the 'defence' category.
Meryl Streep, 75, is up shortly followed by Kate Winslet, 49, then 28-year-old Zendaya.
Kendall Jenner, 29, is also listed - making her the fifth member from the Kardashian/Jenner family after Kris, Kim, Khloé and Kourtney - before actresses Winona Ryder, 53, and Mila Kunis, 41.
And, to round it off, we have 60-year-old fashionista and Sex and the City star, Sarah Jessica Parker.
'Hype Gyals'
There are four members of the 'hype gyals' group which are as follows; Meghan Trainor, 31, Gwen Stefani, 55, CupcakKe, 38, and 25-year-old Flo Milli.
Negotiators
Getting to the final 20 or so names now.
As for the 'negotiators', we've got 60-year-old media personality, Wendy Williams, and none other than 37-year-old Miss Trisha Paytas - famous for her extremely eclectric YouTube channel which boasts over five million subscribers.
Four other names are included too - all of which are American rappers; Missy Elliott, 53, Latto, 26, Sexyy Red, 27 and 28-year-old Rico Nasty
Peacebuilding
As for 'peacebuilding', the likes of Emma Watson, 35, Oprah, 71, Natalie Portman, 44, Stevie Nicks, 77, and 62-year-old Jodie Foster have been named.
Healer
There are just four healers too.
Up first is Meredith Grey - the fictional Grey's Anatomy character played by 55-year-old actress, Ellen Pompeo.
Riding that same wave, we've also got Cristina Yang who is also a character from the long-running series played by Sandra Oh, 53.
Additionally, we have Lisa Cuddy from House (played by 59-year-old Lisa Edelstein) as well as Dominika Petrova from the same series, whose character is played by Karolina Wydra, 44.
Entertainment Team 2
Nearing the final two categories now and, interestingly, we've got a second 'entertainment' team which consists of; 21-year-old supermodel Alex Consani, 41-year-old actress and comedian Kate McKinnon and 17-year-old TikTok content creator, Eliana Kalogeras.
Last Resort
And the 100th name on the list, highlighted as the very 'last resort' in this fight between 100 women and one gorilla is none other than the Virgin Mary.
Make of that what you will.
"Nara smith as catering is sending me," penned one Instagram user, as a second quipped: "Kris Jenner in Finance LMAOOOOOOO."
"The subcategories are hilarious," laughed a third, while another praised: "Already strategically planned better than the male version!"
And a final Instagram user exclaimed: "NOT VIRGIN MARY IS OUR LAST RESORT!"
Topics: Animals, Social Media, Instagram, Life, Celebrity, TikTok
Rhiannon Ingle