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Woman Sells Gift From Her Cheating Ex-Husband With The Most Brutal Gumtree Advert

Woman Sells Gift From Her Cheating Ex-Husband With The Most Brutal Gumtree Advert

An Australian woman has written a sensationally petty Gumtree advert to sell a Pandora charm bracelet given to her by her unfaithful ex-husband.

The woman, known simply as AM, listed the $350 (£194) article of jewellery last week - and the post has attracted tens of thousands of views since then.

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"I'm selling the Pandora bracelet that my ex-husband thoughtfully put together for me while he lied to me throughout our marriage," wrote the aggrieved seller, from Melbourne. "It turns out that pretty trinkets don't pay for betrayal."

The woman's advert quickly went viral. Credit: Gumtree
The woman's advert quickly went viral. Credit: Gumtree

Describing the details of the Pandora charms, the seller said the bracelet comes with a hippo, an amethyst spacer and purple beads.

She then goes on to give hilariously cutting descriptions of the remaining charms gifted to her by her womanising former partner:

"Bride & groom dancing - not that we ever danced. He hated dancing but I loved it. Oh and god forbid some guy approached me on the dance floor.

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'It turns out that pretty trinkets don't pay for betrayal,
'It turns out that pretty trinkets don't pay for betrayal,

"The one time I didn't move a guy on quickly enough, a scotch glass came hurtling through the air at me to let me know of my ex's displeasure.

"Safety chain with 14ct yellow gold hearts - designed to keep the bracelet together better than our marriage.

"Chick - like the babies he was trying to force me to have because he wanted babies before he was 30 and wouldn't entertain the discussion about what I wanted.

Unfortunately, her bracelet hasn't been sold yet. Credit: Pexels
Unfortunately, her bracelet hasn't been sold yet. Credit: Pexels

"Heart with a 14ct yellow gold arrow - symbolising the pain in my heart when I found out about the lies. And then again, when I found out how long they'd been going on for."

Concluding her advert, the seller said: "The pieces are all in very good condition (much like I am now after the divorce)."

Here's hoping she reaches her target - and never, ever has to speak to her ex again.

Featured Image Credit: Pexels

Topics: Sex & Relationships

Harvey Day

Writer for Tyla, interested in all sorts of entertainment and lifestyle content. Previously worked at ShortList Magazine and website, the MailOnline and the Birmingham Mail. Contact: [email protected]

 

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