Person Horrified After Drunkenly Ordering A Sex Doll That Arrived At Neighbour's House

We've all done things we'd rather we hadn't after one too many bevs, but one person is in a real pickle after ordering a sex doll which ended up being signed for by their new neighbour.

Writing anonymously on a community Facebook group, the person asked for advice on what to do with the doll and how to return it.

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"Please ignore if not allowed/inappropriate but wondered if anyone could help me out," the person wrote.

"When the Euros was on I got hammered and drunk me thought it would be an excellent idea to buy a full life size sex doll off eBay after England lost.

"Forgot about it until I got emails saying it had dispatched and by that time couldn't cancel. So it arrived in the post earlier than expected today and needless to say I am mortified as I was at work so my neighbour who has just moved in agreed to sign for it when I was out to add to my horror. I dread to know what she is thinking.

"I opened it up and oh my god it's hideous. I don't know what to do with it. I'm so embarrassed. What do I do with it?

"I can't sell on Facebook Marketplace as that would involve getting it out the house, neighbours seeing. Returning it under eBay's return policy would involve going to the post office aka social suicide.

"Going to the tip would be double social suicide not to mention if police pull me over thinking I'm disposing a real body.

"Does anyone have any other suggestions or a big enough box to hide this heinous obscenity?"

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And Facebook users found it hilarious, with hundreds commenting on the post.

One person wrote: "Can I have it lol."

While another said: "I've had a rough day, thank you for cheering me up lol."

And a third commented: "How much do you want for her? Asking for a friend."

Meanwhile another added: "Wow and the moral of the story is be very careful what you buy when hammered! If this is a real post then my sympathies are with you but the whole story made me laugh so thanks for that."

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We just can't stop laughing at this! Fingers crossed they come up with a solution ASAP!

Topics: Life

Lucy Devine

Lucy is a journalist working for Tyla. After graduating with a master's degree in journalism, she has worked in both print and online and is particularly interested in fashion, food, health and women's issues. Northerner, coffee addict, says hun a lot.

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