Being the manager of a European brothel, Catherine DeNoire has learnt a thing or two about how her married customers attempt to hide secret sexual affairs from their spouses.
Naturally, therefore, she's also picked up on the many mistakes that other men have made in her place of work, which often see them on the receiving end of a stack of divorce papers.
For a little bit of background, DeNoire has managed her adult venue for the last nine years.
During this time, she's witnessed hoards of boyfriends and husbands playing away with members of her staff - who, she recently revealed on TikTok, tend to be women aged between 25-35.
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Firstly, she makes it clear that many of her paying customers are successful in hiding their x-rated antics from their partners, having mastered the art of secrecy.
"I always say that there are also clients who are extremely good at covering their tracks," she recently told News.com.au.
"They’ll come during their lunch break from work, leave their phone at the office just in case — especially if they have shared location on or tracking history on, which would look suspicious if he would suddenly turned it off — and then just say they had an important client meeting."
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DeNoire continued: "They always bring cash, never withdraw money nearby, keep no receipts or entry tickets and they take a shower after the session so there’s no scent or trace."
Other customers, she says, however, aren't so smart.
DeNoire went on to reveal that the two most 'stupid' mistakes she sees such individuals making are leaving their phone location on whilst visiting her premises, or withdrawing large sums of money from the account they share with their other half.
And to make the latter error sound even dumber, she added that this withdrawal usually takes place at the brothel's own ATM.
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"It sounds like a no-brainer, but lots of men stop thinking clearly once they enter a brothel," the manager continued. "Common sense just disappears."
She went on to joke about 'bonus points' for stupidity often being handed in her head to men found guilty of directly transferring money from the couple's joint account to the personal account of the sex worker he was seeing.
In her mind-blowing exposé, DeNoire even spilled the tea on the many confrontations she's witnessed between married couples, once the husband has been caught cheating.
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Apparently, one woman even demanded CCTV footage from her after catching wind that her fiancé had been visiting the pleasure house.
"Their wedding was just a week away, and she wanted to know if he had really been here," she continued. "She asked me to show her all the security footage from the day in question, to confirm whether he had visited or not."
DeNoire reportedly went on to insist: "That’s simply something I can’t do. I can’t just let random people into the office and show them our CCTV footage. I explained that to them, but the fiancee took it as me covering for him and she said there would be no wedding."
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The manager added: "I tried to suggest that they talk it through, that maybe he really wasn’t here but it didn’t help. I don’t think the wedding ever happened."
She also revealed how the majority of men who are caught out by their partners act in response to confrontation.
"He’s shocked and immediately starts apologising, claiming he didn’t do anything, that his friends dragged him there, that he was just waiting at the bar, or that he only came for a drink and this was the only place still open," DeNoire explained.
"But once, I saw a guy pull a really bold move. His partner found out, waited for him to confront him, and when she did, he flipped the whole situation and got mad at her for stalking him and following him around like some jealous psycho.
"That was really something else."
Topics: Sex and Relationships
Rhianna Benson