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This Girl's Hilarious Review Of Original Source Mint Shower Gel Is Going Viral

This Girl's Hilarious Review Of Original Source Mint Shower Gel Is Going Viral

When you think of shower gels and other toiletries, you tend to think of words like 'uplifting', 'relaxing', 'energising' and all those other nonsense terms that companies slap onto their products to win consumers over.

However, one term that you should always avoid is 'tingling'. It might sound pleasant, it might sound like a fun little sensation, but what it means is 'burning'. Whether it's body cream, shower gel, or even lube, if a company describes their product as giving you a 'tingling sensation' then you're going to regret it. Prepare for burning agony.

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One girl learned this the hard way when she decided to use a bottle of Original Source Mint And Tea Tree shower gel. Her hilarious description of what happened next is going viral and we're laughing our heads of at it.

Check this out:

In her full post she wrote:

Um, Original Source... can we talk?

I'd like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief.

I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather. I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently. (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good.

I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience.

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And then.

AND THEN.

Oh. Dear. God.

MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE.

For a moment, I wasn't entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch?

"BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT.



Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. 'KEEP AWAY FROM EYES.' Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now.

I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. '7,929 tingling leaves' claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn't tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)



Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive.

May I suggest a rebranding of the front of your bottles of Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel? Something along the lines of the following:

'7,927 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for mercy.'

If nothing else, it will certainly stand out on the shelf.

Anyways, thanks for brightening up my morning. And my front bottom, which has never been so lively.

Kisses, IKINTST xxx



Incredible.

It seems like this is a pretty relatable experience for many people in the comments:

Have you ever experienced this painful shower gel or do you think this is a bit of an exaggeration?

Featured Image Credit: Facebook/Paramount Pictures

Topics: Viral, Funny, Facebook, Health

Jack Rear

Jack is a writer at Tyla. His hobbies include charging admission at weddings and eating glitter. Rumour has it he was thrown out of Taylor Swift's squad for showing too much belly button.

 

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