A restaurant has published a blistering response to an online review from diners who claimed they had spent £700 ($930) on their meal.
The unnamed reviewer of The Cowshed in Hucknall alleged they had "spent approx £700 between us on drinks and pizza" but were "served by some members of staff with awful attitude".
The reviewer went on to claim that staff told their party "they were all too drunk" and that while "yes our family member was sick" they had "cleaned it up - so no members of staff were affected by this."
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Staff at The Cowshed were quick to clap back, saying: ""We especially love feedback like this so others can see the type of people we have to deal with sometimes." ZING!
The restaurant made clear that they "love feedback, whether it be positive of negative" but that the party in question had treated staff "like your own personal servants".
According to The Cowshed's response, the mystery reviewer and their fellow diners had been "clicking their fingers, shouting, swearing and barking orders at them, to the point one was almost in tears".
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The clap-back also pulled apart the claim of a '£700' bill by breaking down the numbers in detail.
It continued: "Seeing as you are having trouble with your memory & maths, I went over our point of sale system this afternoon for you, along with viewing our footage of your party on CCTV and our copy of your receipts.
"What you & your party spent was a far more realistic and believable £280 (£225 on 5 rounds of drinks and £55 on 8 pizzas). If you are going to lie, embellish, or try to fabricate a ridiculous narrative about your time at our bar... at least make it a believable one."
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But that's not where the response ends, oh no. If you want to hear the other side of the story when it comes to the 'sick' incident, read on through your fingers.
The response went on: "For your party's grand finale, [a] gentleman headed into our bar from outside and decided to vomit everywhere but the toilet.
"Our staff stepped into to help, but you demanded to 'deal with the situation' and rather than clean up the mess, proceeded to smear it over an even wider area with our mop, whilst... once again, being loud, rude, sticking your hand in our staff's faces and shouting over anybody who was trying to communicate with you or help."
Wow! Anyone else getting some vivid and not entirely pleasant visuals RN?
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It concluded: "You could have come back, apologized, been given the 'don't let it happen again' speech we've all had at one point or another and we'd have all moved on, but no... instead you ran straight to the internet, played victim, and told a pack of lies.
"So now consider this your official barring... don't you or your group ever set foot through our doors again."
Oh, snap. We think that's what's commonly known as a takedown.
Featured Image Credit: The Cowshed