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Have A Gruesome Christmas With This Anti-Advent Calendar Of Misfortune

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Have A Gruesome Christmas With This Anti-Advent Calendar Of Misfortune

This year, Christmas seems to be all about the advent calendars, whether that comes in the form of lots of beauty treats from MAC Cosmetics or even full of McVitie's biscuits.

But, if you're tired of the endless stream of sweet treats and beauty filled calendars, then we might have the right advent calendar just for you.

Prezzybox is selling the Misfortune Cookies Anti-Advent Calendar that promises to ensure you have a gruesome Christmas.

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The huge (anti) advent calendar is pretty much just as grim as it sounds, as it contain 24 misfortune cookies which are bound to ruin your day.

A description of the calendar on the Prezzybox website reads: "We all remember how the Grinch stole Christmas, now you can as well!

Credit: Prezzybox
Credit: Prezzybox

"Have a wonderfully macabre Christmas with this anti-advent calendar, filled to the brim with misfortune and dismay. Be filled with woe as you open each advent door to one of Pechkek's Misfortune Cookies, which are guaranteed to spread festive gloom.

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"Fill the house with grim jokes, black humour and loud laughter and purchase one of these brilliant Anti-Advent Calendars!"

The calendars of misfortune cost just £29.99, but who can really put a price on unhappiness, eh?

Credit: Pringles
Credit: Pringles

But, if you do fancy getting your hands on a nice little treat advent calendar, we'd definitely go for B&M's exclusive Pringles calendar, contains 12 different tubes of the crisps for the 12 days of Chrimbo.

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The savoury calendar is priced at £7.99, and includes all the favourite flavours, such as salt and vinegar, Texas BBW sauce, original and sour cream. Yum yum.

Credit: B&M
Credit: B&M

However, if you want to really push the boat out, the high-street retailer is also selling a Kellog's advent calendar, complete with 24 cereal bars and two pop tarts to mark Christmas day.

Who said advent had to be all about small pieces of chocolate?

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Topics: Advent Calendar, Christmas, Funny, Real

Emma Rosemurgey
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