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Firebox Has Released A Shimmery Passionfruit And Mango Gin Made From 'F**kboy Tears'

Firebox Has Released A Shimmery Passionfruit And Mango Gin Made From 'F**kboy Tears'

They say 'revenge is a dish best served cold' but how about swapping that dish for an ice-cold drink of empowerment made from f*ckboys tears?

Well now you can with F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur that promises to give you "sweet retribution" as you drink to all the men that have come before and done you wrong in shimmering style.

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Credit: Firebox
Credit: Firebox

The alcoholic beverage by Firebox, which costs £19.99, claims to have collected the tears of f**kboys and bottled their sadness to make a delicious "juicy passionfruit and mango flavoured glittery gin liqueur".

Remember, if the passion has gone, you gotta let that man-go - sorry, we couldn't help ourselves.

The brand suggests pairing the cheeky liqueur with prosecco, tonic water and a slice of grapefruit on the rocks to help close that chapter once and for all.

However, Firebox says "drinking too much of this liqueur may lead to rogue ex-texting" so you've be warned against dialling under the influence.

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The hilariously-named drink description reads: "When he doesn't believe in labels, starts speaking to you after months of silence, sends you 'you up?' or 'Wyd? xx' at 2 AM, begs for nudes and says all his exes are crazy... He's a f**kboy.

Credit: Firebox
Credit: Firebox

"You don't deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their sadness.

"All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passionfruit and mango flavoured glittery gin liqueur," they add.

"It's the perfect partner for prosecco, tonic water and a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock a torrential wash of holographic shimmer, knowing no f**kboy is gonna mess you around again."

The drink is limited edition - much like those f**kboys love for you - so get online and order it quick!

So order your bottle now and in the words of NSYNC enjoy saying 'Bye, Bye, Bye' to that boy.

Featured Image Credit: Firebox

Topics: Tasty Drink, Food And Drink

Lisa McLoughlin

Lisa is a freelance journalist working for Tyla and the team's token Dubliner. After graduating with a MA in PR and Digital Marketing from D.I.T., she worked for MailOnline, Sun Online, Irish Independent and broadcaster RTÉ. Got a story of interest or want advice on how to pour the perfect pint of Guinness? Then email her at [email protected]

 

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