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Ladies, we've all been there.
Jealousy is a natural, healthy part of any relationship, whether monogamous or otherwise. We meet someone we want to spend all our time with, provide them with endless affection and give them the world. When it looks like another person could come in and threaten that, it can be tough to deal with!
Some women have been sharing these crazy moments of envy on Twitter, thanks to another one of sexpert Oloni's chaotic (but addictive) threads.
"Ladies", the blogger Tweeted. "Shall we have some fun?"
She then asked some of her female followers to DM her some of the craziest (and/or shadiest) things they've ever done in response to someone flirting with their partner.
The thread quickly became messy, with some women going all out to seek revenge on people they saw as competition. Let's keep it clean, shall we?
Oloni's thread started with the first woman detailing a spiky situation between herself, her boyfriend, her third wheel... and a very awkward show.
"This girl had an OBSESSION with my babes", she said. "He had a performance and at first I wasn't going to go but when I found out she had front row tickets and offered him a place to sleep [...] you know my a** had to scrimp together my last few student finance pennies, book a train ticket, SIT FRONT ROW NEXT TO HER and clap for my mans".
Can you believe it actually gets more chaotic? "He stayed at hers after the show but I facetimed him till he fell asleep while she was in the bed next to him. Woke up to paragraphs from her the next morning about 'my behaviour".
One woman left a very smelly surprise for her flirtatious friend.
"I lived with my so called best friend. When my man came to see me she would find ways to make me look like a d***head. She would flirt and do pick me pick me antics in front of him. If I had a fork in the sink, she would comment on how tidy she is, if I didn't cook one day she would talk about how she's Gordon Ramsay.
"I put fart spray in her wigs when she'd wash them and leave them to dry in the kitchen".
Another confessional told the story of how one friendship went too far.
"Back when I was with my ex he had this girl best friend", she said. "Usually I don't mind my man having a girl best friend as I am usually the girl best friend to my to my guy friends.
"When [my ex] first introduced me to [his friend] the first thing she said was 'oh is this your little girlfriend hi nice to meet you'. What makes it worse is she started laughing with him about 'inside jokes'". Ouch!
The girlfriend then gave her ex's friend a mental image she'd never forget. "As I was leaving she was saying 'bye' and instead of saying it back I fully went and made out with my man for a solid 1 minute".
Tyla asked the queen of relationship advice for her thoughts on the thread.
"I think society forgets that women can also be territorial [...] We’ve been told all our lives that if we’re not in a committed relationship there has to be something wrong with us, so do everything to protect it, even if it is done in the wrong way.
"A lot of women were disappointed in the entries sent in. However, from the messages that I received there were clearly other women who could relate".
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