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Woman Leaves Everyone In Hysterics With NSFW Blunder At Lidl

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Woman Leaves Everyone In Hysterics With NSFW Blunder At Lidl

A woman has shared her embarrassing experience during a recent trip to Lidl, and people are in stitches.

The shopper, named Emma Ball, revealed that she had an awkward encounter with the cashier during her recent trip to the store - and she's still cringing about it now!

“I don’t think I can ever go back to Lidl again!," she wrote. "Bloke in front of me had a shed load of booze in his trolley.

"Friendly cashier asks ‘having a party sir?’ Upon my purchase of a mini bottle of Prosecco I pipe up ‘I’m having a party too! Woohoo!’

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"Then realise I have one other item in my basket… a cucumber…"

Yikes.

"Friendly cashier looks at me, I look at him, then I, predictably, get a massive laugh attack and can hardly breathe to pay the poor man…

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"RIP my time at Lidl," she signed off.

Flocking to the comments, people were quick to share their own experiences in similar situations.

Emma only had a cucumber in her trolley (Credit: Shutterstock)
Emma only had a cucumber in her trolley (Credit: Shutterstock)

"Whenever I get asked if I’m having a party I just reply - nope I have 3 kids!!!! That’s reason enough for needing a strong drink!!!," quipped a fellow shopper. 

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While another laughed: "Whenever I buy a lot of booze and they say ‘having a party?’ I look at them dead pan and say, ‘No, I’m just an alcoholic,’ the conversation tends to dwindle after that….”

People started sharing their awkward shopping stories (Credit: Shutterstock)
People started sharing their awkward shopping stories (Credit: Shutterstock)

“Got shamed by the Tesco click n collect man, basically my shop was £60 worth go booze, mixers and contraception which had to be substituted (of course they did) as he closed the boot he said I would say have a good weekend but you’re clearly planning [to]. Oh dear god I could of died (sic),” another wrote. 

As a fourth reminisced: “Evening of 13th Feb I dashed out to Sainsburys to buy a last minute Valentines card for hubby. Picked up 2 cucumbers too because the kids eat shed loads. Then felt like a dirty pervert at the till,” someone else chipped in. 

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Addressing Emma's situation directly, someone else joked: “SO…DID YOU ENJOY YOUR PARTY THEN?”

We bet that cashier is also dying to know...

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Topics: Life, Real Life

Joanna Freedman
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