Man Mocked After Listing Ridiculous Requirements From Women On Tinder Profile

When it comes to dating, everyone has some idea of the types of qualities they look for in a partner - but not everyone has a checklist of extremely specific necessities.

While it's okay to be picky, one man's Tinder profile is being mocked after he shared an extensive list of ridiculous and quite frankly, probably unachievable demands from women.

The man, known only as Chad, wrote the list in his Tinder profile, below an image of him posing topless. The 26-year-old's profile was spotted on the dating app, before being screenshot and shared on Reddit, where the merciless people of the internet have mocked him within an inch of his life.

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"If you fit this criteria swipe right, I will not settle for anything less," he warms the women sifting through his profile.

Chad is only willing to date women who are between 5'2 and 5'6 in height, blonde or brunette, "fit and toned" and those who go to the gym no less than twice a week.

He also wants his potential suitors to "be available at all times," telling them to "devote as much of your time to me as possible." But Chad's, how will they ever find the time to fit in the gym?

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Another flaw we spotted in Chad's requirements is his need for a woman who earns a minimum of $70,000 (£52,875) per year - but again, how will she find time to earn while she's busy giving all her attention to Chad?

His list also bans future girlfriends from approaching other men, smoking, drinking or doing drugs and going to the club or having 'girls night'. Wow, what a catch.

Interestingly, he also expects the women to be able to cook and clean - and have their own apartment that he can occasionally crash at, although we're not entirely sure if he's expecting her to clean her own apartment or his.

After the post was shared to Reddit, one user replied: "Ummm how can she give him all her time if she is out making 70k ayr [sic]," while another added: "He'll find his patch in the 1950s."

Good luck with that one, Chad hun.

Topics: Life News, Real, Sex & Relationships, Tinder

Emma Rosemurgey

Emma Rosemurgey is an NCTJ trained Junior Journalist at Tyla. She graduated from the University of Central Lancashire in Preston and started her career in regional newspapers before joining the team in 2017. Contact her on [email protected]

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