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Woman Left Mortified After Ordering Sex Toy With X-Rated Packaging

Woman Left Mortified After Ordering Sex Toy With X-Rated Packaging

A woman was left "mortified" after buying an adult toy online that promised "discrete" delivery - only for its X-rated name to be plastered all over the packaging.

Chloe Lythgoe, 21, from Warrington, Cheshire, decided to treat herself to a £15 adult toy from Amazon last week and patiently waited for its arrival.

After receiving a text to say her order was due to be delivered, Chloe opened the door to find the courier grinning cheekily after spotting the label baring the name of her sex toy: 'Satisfyer Cl*t Sucker Next Generation.'

Chloe ordered Satisfyer's 'Cl*t Sucker Next Generation' (Credit: Kennedy News and Media)
Chloe ordered Satisfyer's 'Cl*t Sucker Next Generation' (Credit: Kennedy News and Media)
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"I felt mortified. I went bright red, just closed the door and thought 'typical me'," said Chloe. "I just wanted the ground to open up and eat me, it was less than discreet.

"I opened the door in my dressing gown too with my kids stood behind me wondering who was at the door with my hair up in a 'mum bun' - I bet I looked the part.

"I felt so embarrassed. Even now when he comes to the door I can't look at him in the eye, just knowing he knows what I get up to makes me cringe.

"He still delivers all my parcels and every time I open the door I think 'oh why? Please change'. I've got years of embarrassment to come."

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Far from discreet, the parcel came with the name of the product plastered on it (Credit: Kennedy News and Media)
Far from discreet, the parcel came with the name of the product plastered on it (Credit: Kennedy News and Media)

The mum-of-three was recommended the metallic pink toy online by friends, and noted the product delivery details promised to make discreet delivery 'a primary consideration'.

"It was recommended by a friend so I decided to go for it and try something new," said Chloe.

"When he pulled up at the drive it alerted me on my phone, he was just walking up the path and smiling to himself.

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"The scanner [code] that they have to scan in was right next to the name of the product. I opened the door and he handed it over, smirking as if he knew what was in the box.

Amazon promised to make discreet delivery 'a primary consideration' (Credit: Kennedy News and Media)
Amazon promised to make discreet delivery 'a primary consideration' (Credit: Kennedy News and Media)

"It was awful, I looked at him as if to say 'please, I hope you've not seen it' and he looked back [as if] to say 'I know what's in there.'"

Chloe added: "On the page it said it was discreet and I thought that was fine. Luckily I don't live with my parents or siblings and my kids are young - three, two and five months - so it's not too bad. They're not of reading age.

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"When I told my friends, surprisingly they asked me how it was, so the company has sold quite a few [off the back of] my [Facebook] story, I believe."

Chloe was left mortified (Credit: Kennedy News and Media)
Chloe was left mortified (Credit: Kennedy News and Media)

An Amazon spokesman said they were "investigating the issue."

Of course female pleasure is nothing to be ashamed about, but if you expect discreet, you should GET discreet.

Featured Image Credit: Kennedy News and Media

Topics: Sex and Relationships, Life, Real Life

Ciara Sheppard

Ciara is a freelance writer working for Tyla. After graduating with an English Lit and Media degree from the University of Sussex, Ciara held jobs at GLAMOUR and Yahoo Style before packing up for a solo travelling trip around South America.

 

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