Frustrated Neighbour Begs Woman To Dump Her 'Whiny' Boyfriend In Hilarious Letter

In some blocks of flats, people forget just how much their neighbours can hear them. Case in point, this one woman from New York, whose arguments with her partner caused such a nuisance that her neighbours decided to take drastic action...

In a hilarious note shared on Reddit's "Trashy" forum, one anonymous individual from the same apartment block urged the woman to "do everyone a favour" and dump her beau.

They wrote: "We don't need to be woken up one more time at 2am because he can't be an adult and hold his s*** together.

"Not one more time woken up by slamming doors, stomping feet and the worst part - hearing his 'whiny a** voice yell 'what the f*ck!'"

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Referencing an incident with an ironing board which happened two years ago, the letter went on: "Your new dog deserves better.

"Just BREAK. UP. ALREADY. Please allow us to go at least once a month without being woken up in the middle of the night."

We absolutely live for this sass.

Reacting in the comments, many people were here for the shady letter, too.

"Cackling. That was good," one person wrote in under the thread.

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While another penned: "When her boyfriend sees this, he's gonna be like "what the f***ck".

A third wrote: "My old neighbours were much the same. He was tool, she was a fool. Always fighting."

"I'd laugh but 2 years is longer then like 90% of my relationships smh," a third wrote.

However, some thought there was a better way to handle it than a letter.

"Why wait this long? Call the police for public disturbance," they wrote. "2am? Repeatedly? F*ck that."

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Talking of neighbours, a survey conducted last year found that in the UK, it's London where the people living next door to you are most likely to be a pain.

Yep, those living in the capital have been voted as least considerate to their neighbours in a nationwide study, giving them a measly score of 4.1 out of 10.

Meanwhile, residents in Cardiff think they have the nicest neighbours, rating them 8.1 out of 10, appreciating them for keeping an eye on their homes while they're on their holiday and helping out with small chores like watering plants.

You can read more about the study here.

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