Little Boy Inadvertently Draws Penis-Shaped Cake And His Mum Can't Cope
This is exactly what happened when mum Hannah Francis, 30, was attending a wedding with her husband Glen, 31, and son Jacob, 7, recently.
The mum, from Gillingham, had the clever idea to give her son a colouring book to keep him quiet and entertained during the speeches.
However, Hannah was left red-faced when one of his drawings resembled something far different from the two-tiered wedding cake he'd been aiming for.
The schoolboy had been happily colouring away with his felt tip pens when he ran out of things to colour in.
Deciding to go rogue, Jacob set away at a freehand drawing of the wedding cake - but his mum was left in hysterics when he presented it to her.
Why? Well because it looked like a penis, of course.
While little Jacob was so proud of his masterpiece - even adding drawing little fruit and bride and groom decorations - his parents couldn't stop laughing at the phallic resemblance.
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"I was trying not to laugh when Jacob showed me as I didn't want to hurt his feelings," said Hannah, a lunchtime supervisor.
"As soon as I saw it one thing sprang to mind and when he added the 'fruit' I thought it was even funnier as it looks like something is wrong with it.
"My husband Glen, 31 and I have been laughing all week and our friends think it is brilliant too."
Come of guys, you could have a mini Picasso on your hands and all you can think about is penises.
We have to admit, it is hilarious, though.
Hannah added: "The picture isn't going to make into on the fridge, but we will definitely keep it in a memory book for him to look back on when he is older."
It really does beg the question of who the real kids are here, doesn't it?
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