For the more mischievous, naughty and disobedient dogs out there, your bog-standard pet tag just won't cut the mustard.
Instead, you might want to check out LastingImpressionsCT, a store on Etsy, which specialises in unique and comical tags for your pooches. And they're particularly good for furry friends who are prone to running off...
"Sh*t I'm lost call my mom she's ugly crying", reads on of the hilarious tags. "I got lost prowling for b*tches, have your people call my people," reads another.
"Not all who wander are lost but I am" and "If I look lost rub my belly and call my mum" are other favourites sold by the American seller.
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Or maybe,"'I'm an asshole and ran away" is more suited to your pooch? How brilliant.
LastingImpressionsCT is currently running a 20 per cent off sale on the pet tags, so you can bag one for between €17.77 (£16.50) and €22.21 (£20.62) depending on the style.
There's also a small price hike if you opt to get a phone number and extra engravings added.
Be aware, they'll be shipping from the US, so delivery to the UK will cost an additional €13.89 (£12.90). They might seem a little bit steep for a dog tag, but customers who have bought them seem to be loving them; of 2525 reviews they've received an average of five stars.
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"Such a cute and funny dog tog! I love it, and it's very well made! I needed this much sooner than her average shipping time and she was able to shop it out almost immediately!! I received it just a few days after ordering!!," wrote one happy customer.
"Wonderful tag!," penned another.
"Exactly as expected! Second item I've purchased from this seller and I've been happy with both. The first was purchased almost a year ago and it has held up very well!," said a third.
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There's our dog's next present sorted.
Featured Image Credit: LastingImpressionsCTTopics: Life News, Real, Life, Dogs