Remember that time you did the washing up and a bottle of your favourite wine magically popped into your lap? Or how about when you hoovered and were then instantly transported to a spa? Or how about that time you changed your child's nappy and suddenly a Magic Mike-esque man stormed through your door and gave you a strip tease?
Of course you don't, because doing jobs around the house and caring for your infants are normal parts of being an adult - and if women aren't rewarded for it, neither should men be.
Sadly, not all people understand this. Despite living in 2019, some still believe that it's a woman's job to do the housework by default, and anything the man contributes is an added bonus that should be rewarded.
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One couple even went so far as to create a reward chart for one man which offered gifts and sexual favours in exchange for completing basic household chores and childcare.
Posted on Reddit's Feminism Forum, the shocking chart showed that each time the man does a job around the house, he earns a sticker which brings him one step closer to his reward.
If he gets six stickers, its quid in.
For washing the dishes six times 'daddy' gets a 12 pack of his favourite beer; for putting the toilet seat down, his wife 'won't nag for a week'; and if he packs the kids' lunches he gets 'one get out the doghouse free card'.
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Things really step up for the father in question if he changes nappies or cleans up his children's vomit - you know, those children they both had together - because he gets a 'naked hula dance' and oral sex, respectively.
Other chores include bathing the children and vacuuming the car seats.
We wonder what would happen if this man doesn't care about beer or a getting a lap dance one week... is everything just left up to the woman?
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If this couple like to operate on a reward system, we're hoping there's a reward chart for the female that we don't know about, too - but we're not holding our breath.
Perhaps more worrying is that the couple's children are likely to see this chart and learn early gender roles through it, thinking it normal for mum to clean, and dad to get blowjobs.
Sighhhhhhhhh.
Featured Image Credit: Reddit