Woman Mortified After Mum Discovers Her Sex Toy Purchase On Ebay
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Think of the most mortifying moment of your life and then times it by 10...the chances are your story *still* wouldn't top this one.
Singleton Jessica Smith, 22, was in the market to buy a new sex toy, and - after an endorsement from a friend - decided to get a cheap one on eBay.
But she was left red faced after later realising she had ordered the item on her mum Jackie's account - prompting her to hilariously ask "are you lonely?".
Retail worker Jessica, from Chester, Cheshire, had intended to purchase the item as a guest, but she hadn't realised the account had been left logged in.
It wasn't until the following afternoon when her 52-year-old mum sent over a screengrab of the £13 purchase confirmation alongside a message saying 'what's this' that Jessica realised the mixup.
Following up her initial message, Jackie then asked "are you lonely?", before finally adding "perhaps you need to get your own eBay".
LOL.
Clearly lost for words, mum-of-one Jessica immediately replied "I want to die".
Our skin is literally crawling on her behalf.
Hows everyone's lockdown going I've just bought a dildo signed into me mums eBay account pic.twitter.com/gdDPKlM8N1
- Jessica Smith (@jessicaxamy) April 16, 2020
After posting the exchange online, Jessica's tweet went viral, with over 4,500 retweets and 62,000 'likes'.
"ARE YOU LONELY? Hahahahahahah screaming,' one person wrote in reply.
While another joked: "How awkward is it going to be when that parcel arrives too".
Looking back on the experience, Jessica recalled: "I was absolutely mortified. I wanted the ground to swallow me up.
"I was just so embarrassed, I couldn't reply straight away. I didn't know what to say.
"Mum hasn't stopped making fun of me since. It's a really good job she's a good sport. She's told me to stock up on batteries too."
Despite the fact she's now being teased mercilessly, Jessica said she wasn't going to let her mum's jibes put her off.
Defiantly insisting she was still going to use it, she added: "It's meant to arrive on Monday. I'm looking forward to it to be honest."