‘Gross’ New Film ‘Girl On The Third Floor’ Dubbed The Best Horror Of 2019
You know those people who brag about how they don't scare easily? The ones who scoff when you put a horror film and annoyingly don't even flinch at the gory scenes?
Well, we've got the perfect movie for you to subject them to. Introducing Girl On The Third Floor, the creepy new movie from Starry Eyes and 68 Kill director Travis Stevens that people are branding one of the grossest they've ever seen.
Oh, and one of the best horrors of 2019, too.
The film tells the story of unemployed wannabe handyman Don Koch, played by marital arts fighter Phillip Jack Brooks, or C.M Punk, in his acting debut.
He buys a creepy old haunted house in Chicago and immediately sets to doing it up for his pregnant wife Liz (Trieste Kelly Dunn).
Keen to renovate it from top to bottom in a bid to impress her, Don gets to work - but let's just say the house has other ideas.
To start with, it's horrid. There's a puddle of unidentifiable gunk on the floor, accompanied by a condom and a bunch of dead flies.
But that's only the beginning, as when Don gets to work he encounters a whole lot more slime and unpleasantness.
There's the goo seeping from the walls and electrical sockets, and did we mention the mystery sludge that fell on him as he attempted to have a shower?
Seriously, we repeat, do not eat while watching this movie.
We won't give too much away, but throughout the film, Don is also tested by his neighbour Sarah (Sarah Brookes), who, you've guessed it, is the girl on the third floor.
But as she pops up again and again after they betray Liz's trust, it emerges that she might be supernatural too, and what's more, both she and the house both look like they're gunning for him.
Since arriving on Amazon Prime, iTunes, Google Play and other VOD players on October 25th ahead of Halloween, the film has had rave reviews.
Twitter has been equally full of praise, with one viewer describing the film as the "best horror film of 2019," while another agreed, predicting that it's "a film I expect to be in a best horror movies slideshow in the future ".
But mainly, people can't get past how gross it is.
"I mean this in the best possible way. The Girl on the Third Floor is f*cking gross," one person wrote.
While another agreed: "I had to pause the movie to go finish my food. NOT A SNACK FILM," before joking: "Alternate title: The House With Jizz in Its Wall".
Go on, get your least squeamish friend to watch it. We dare you.
You can watch Girl On The Third Floor by purchasing it on Prime Video, Apple TV, ITunes, Google Play, vimeo on demand, Microsoft player, VUDU, Sling and Fandangonow.
Featured Image Credit: Dark Sky Films