Women Are Rinsing Wayne Lineker's New Girlfriend 'Ad'

We regret to inform you that Wayne Lineker is back at it again.

The 59-year-old took to his Instagram to 'update' his now infamous 'advert' looking for his ideal woman, with some of the criteria having been revised since last year.

Tyla previously told you how Wayne wanted to find one 'lucky' lady who 'loved cooking Waitrose ready-made meals', was 'over 30 (but 28 or 29 might work)' and had geography which was 'on point'.

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But now it seems Wayne, who tried his luck at finding the one on Celebs Go Dating last year, has revised his priorities.

In his newly-updated ad, the O Beach Ibiza entrepreneur said that travel was still important to him, particularly in the current climate: "You must like older men but only me, apart from maybe Boris Johnson, as I'm cool with you sleeping with him if it means a green light for Ibiza," he explained. "But I'm now ok with women my age as long as they have a strong pension scheme in place."

Describing the perks his new beau will have, Wayne continued: "You must like to travel with Ryanair or Easyjet and be grateful for speedy boarding and stay in 3 or 4 star hotels that we get for nothing because I got followers on the 'Gram.

"You're not allowed to give up your job as we need to share the mortgage...you will need to spend the summer in Ibiza and the winter in Butlins."

While Wayne said he was okay with his potential 'wifey' to have children (which he referred to as 'baggage') they needed to be grown up as school fees are 'expensive'.

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Waitrose ready meals were still a favourite of Wayne's (but only from the 'bargain baskets'), and fun shared activities would include "watching Sky News for green light updates."

Admitting travel restrictions had taken its toll on his wallet, Wayne added: "I don't care if you have shared a teeth whitening post as long as your teeth are not dentures, I don't care if you're on Only Fans. We need the money...

"You must accept and love my children and realise no more than four more kids for me. Would help tbh as need to work the government benefits .."

Wayne finished his lengthy post by saying geography doesn't matter anymore, and that: "Any woman with a pulse suits."

What a difference a year makes, huh?

Women, however, are seemingly less desperate to date Wayne, and while he's clearly taking the mickey out himself, some people in the comments couldn't help but laugh their reply.

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"I'll think I'll pass but thanks anyway, Wayne," one woman joked.

"Oh my God, I can't cope with these," a second said, while a third wrote: "In a year, you'd bin off whoever applied for this."

"You had me at spending the summer in Ibiza (even if I have to sleep with Bozza to make it happen)," a fourth woman joked, before adding a vomiting emoji, and a fifth joked: "Well, there's hope for me yet."

After his stint on Celebs Go Dating, Wayne struck up a close friendship with Geordie Shore star Chloe Ferry - with the couple even thought to be engaged at one stage.

However, Chloe has denied any romantic involvement between the pair, saying the two are only close pals.

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Kimberley Bond

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